My boyfriend showed me this site and I laughed.
- Friend: I'm going to help your girlfriend learn how to knit!
- Me: No fucking way. Absolutely not.
- My Girlfriend: Why?
- Me: Because people who knit don't fuck.
- Friend: Yes they do. Have you SEEN how many knitted penis warmers there are on the internet?
- Me: You know what keeps a penis warm? A vagina.
- My Girlfriend: You hardly ever have sex at the front of me anyway. I could still knit.
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The one object that I am extremely disappointed that I won’t see again (due to our break-up) is your Hasselblad XPan. I’m too poor to afford my own.